Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Bitch Betta Have My Money, A Delightful Classic



I love nostalgia. Those opportunities to sit back and reminisce about the simple days of our youth. Back when life seemed so easy, and you didn't have a care in the world. All you needed was $5 to get enough gas to drive around Bremen Mall, or up and down Archer Avenue with your Discman plugged into your in-dash tape deck using a tape adaptor that you bought at Circuit City for $15.

I remember picking up my friends, grabbing my favorite CD, and bumping to the alluring lyrics of AMG's Bitch Betta Have My Money! Who could forget those colorful rhymes about nothing being better than "Black Pussy On My Dick". And I will agree that "Playing Hos Like Dominos" had to be one of my favorite pastimes as a 14 year old Chicago suburbanite. I mean, do you know any girl out there that could argue that "Bitches Need Dick, So They're Buying It"? And lets face it, nothing says economic stabilization better than telling a girl that "You Can Suck The Dickity Dick, But I'm A Charge You A Nut." Ah the good old days!

So if you're in the mood to cruise down memory lane, throw this delightful classic on your Spotify Playlist and let all your worries just float away. Bitch!